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Postby bferrari on Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:37 pm

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

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Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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Re: why why why

Postby moretpani on Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:55 pm

Why do we still have Cressman as the Town Manager.

Why do we keep pouring 1000 of $$ into the Senior Center while the schools are falling apart.

Whey do we cut the Fire, Police, School budget but keep the COA budget intact.

Why do we jack the water and sewer rates up when people can not even effort to pay at the current rate?

Why do all the town selectman quit for “family reasons”
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Re: why why why

Postby U8Coach on Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:01 pm

Why if we are paying more money for water we did not use can we not pay the extra AND have the water too?

100 free flushes per household!!!!!
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Re: why why why

Postby moretpani on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:46 am

I'll even VOTE for you

No Thank you Jerry
That would be the kiss of death. :D


Besides, thanks to Mr. “Shame on us, Shame on us” and other (Three dimensional) “L”’s managing this town, we do not need another selectmen.

I think this town needs a good liquidator so that folks can get out while they still can. :mrgreen:
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